[Hammock Hiker]

Hey fellow climbers! As we all know, the right gear can make or break an epic day on the crag, and climbing slings are no exception! I’ve had my fair share of adventures (and misadventures) with slings over the years, and today I’m excited to share three of my favorites that have become trusty companions on my climbs. Plus, I’ll toss in a handy buyer’s guide—because who doesn’t love a little extra info before making a decision?

So whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting to build your gear stash, I hope you find this post helpful (and a little entertaining). Let’s dive into it, shall we?

• Black Diamond Nylon Runner
• Mammut Contact Sling
• Metolius Monster Sling

[Hammock Hiker]

Black Diamond Nylon Runner

Hey fellow rock hoppers,

Let’s chat about something that’s been a game-changer on my recent adventures—yep, the Black Diamond Nylon Runner. If you’re like me and often find yourself tangled in ropes and gear, you’re gonna appreciate this gem.

Firstly, let’s talk durability. These runners are literally bombproof. I mean, I wouldn’t suggest using them to tow your broken-down car, but on the mountain? Absolute champs. There was this one time on a multi-pitch climb when my partner got stuck halfway up. We used my trusty nylon runner in a makeshift anchor system, and it held up like a pro in an action movie. Spoiler: no dramatic fall. Just some questionable singing to pass the time.

Versatility is another win here. These runners come in a variety of lengths, which is ideal. You can tie them, sling them, or even wear them as a scarf if you’re feeling fashion-forward (side note: don’t expect much warmth). One day, I used one to hang my backpack from a tree during a long belay—and wouldn’t you know it, a squirrel tried using it to build a nest. Clearly, they also approve.

As for the colors, they’re bright and varied. I opted for the neon green, which makes my gear loop look like a disco ball. This might not be everyone’s idea of cool, but for me, it means never leaving my gear behind. Plus, if I ever need a confidence boost, I can always look down and think, “Well, at least I look amazing while I panic on this ledge.”

In a nutshell, the Black Diamond Nylon Runner is a climbing partner you didn’t know you needed until you start using it. It’s reliable, strong, and surprisingly stylish (at least by climbing standards). So, if you’re thinking of adding something rugged to your kit, go ahead and give it a whirl. You might just find yourself serenading your gear next time you’re cliffside.

Happy climbing, and remember—gravity is just a suggestion!

[Hammock Hiker]

Mammut Contact Sling

So here’s the thing: if there is a rock-lover out there (and I’m not talking geology here), you need the Mammut Contact Sling in your climbing gear arsenal. I’ve been using it for a while now, and spoiler alert: it’s as vital as that light-but-still-efficient climbing snack I never leave home without.

Durability & Design: This sling is like the friend who always has their stuff together. It’s robust, reliable, and feels like it could withstand a wrestling match with a bear. Alright, maybe not literally, but when you’re hanging off a cliff face, “trustworthy” is a pretty sweet word. The stitching is solid, and the material feels like it’s going to stick around for the long haul.

Usability: I can’t be the only one who looks at some climbing gear and wonders if they need a doctorate to figure it out? Nope, just me? Well, the Mammut Contact Sling is refreshingly simple. It’s light and doesn’t seem to twist or tangle itself into a mountain of headaches—not that I ever manage to tangle gear, of course 😉.

I personally love its flat webbing and the dynamic nature of it. The contact sling lies flat and stays put on both the rock and my harness—unlike my hair on a windy day!

Personal Tale: Once, while scaling the North Ridge, I had what most people might call a “tiny panic” moment when my hands decided to impersonate icy popsicles. With this sling, I quickly found assurance in its sturdy embrace as I could secure myself without a hitch. Having gear that doesn’t add to your stress when you’re already trying to fend off sheer panic is like finding a climbing partner who doesn’t loudly sing ‘80s power ballads at height (you know who you are! 😉).

Oh, and side note: Mammut really nailed it with the variety of lengths and colors. So, if you care about aesthetics as much as safety, you’ve struck gold here.

Conclusion: In short, if you’re considering pairing up with the Mammut Contact Sling, just do it. It’s like that friend in the climbing community who brings snacks, tells a terrible joke, but will always have your back when things go sideways. Trust me, you want this sling in your corner!

“A reliable companion in high places.”

[Hammock Hiker]

Metolius Monster Sling

Hey, fellow rock jocks and vertical adventurers!

I’ve recently had the pleasure (or should I say, adventure?) of testing out the Metolius Monster Sling, and let me tell you, this thing is a beast—but in the best way possible! Initially, I was a bit skeptical, you know? I mean, with a name like “Monster”, you’d expect it to growl or demand a sacrifice of some kind, but turns out, it just wants to keep you (and your shaky hands) safe.

Personal confession time: I’ve been guilty of using some clunky, questionable slings in the past (haven’t we all?), so switching to the Metolius felt like stepping into a new era of secure, lightweight heaven. The 22kN strength rating is like having Hulk hold your belay for you. Who doesn’t want that?

• Durability: This little monster is surprisingly tough. It laughed in the face of the sharp rocks and jagged edges that tried to take it down. No fraying, no fuss, just pure confidence.
• Weight: They say good things come in small packages, and if I had a nickel for every time I forgot I even had this sling on me, I’d probably buy a lifetime supply of chalk. It’s that light.
• Colors: Not that I make my buying choices based purely on aesthetics (okay, maybe a little), but this thing comes in some pretty rad colors. Add a splash of personality to your gear while also ensuring you’re easily spotted on the rock face.

The funniest moment? Picture this: there I was, halfway up a climb, feeling all cool and professional. Suddenly, I realized I was getting tangled in my own gear like a cat with a ball of yarn. Lucky for me, the Monster Sling made untangling a breeze. Note to self: more yoga and less spaghetti arms.

Honestly, if you’re on the lookout for a trusty sling, I’d highly recommend giving the Metolius Monster Sling a try. It’s like having a climbing partner who never gets tired or complains about your taste in climbing songs. Happy climbing, and remember, gravity is more of a suggestion than a rule!

[Hammock Hiker]

Best Climbing Slings & Runners Buyer’s Guide

Hey there, fellow gravity-defying adventurers! So you’re itching to beef up your rack with some new climbing slings and runners, huh? Let’s embark on this buyer’s guide journey together. I promise to keep it light, friendly, and sprinkle in some of my personal escapades that might—or might not—have ended with me dangling like a spider on a web.

First things first, let’s talk about the basics. When shopping for slings and runners, there are some crucial things to ponder. Whether you’re taking on gnarly alpine ice or just local cragging, these nylon and Dyneema wonders are your lifeline.

Material Matters: You’ll typically encounter two main materials: nylon and Dyneema. Each has its quirks—like that one friend who insists pineapple belongs on pizza.

• Nylon: The beefiest option. It’s known for its stretch and durability. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of bounce when they take a fall. (Ask my tailbone—it’s been there.)
• Dyneema (or Spectra): This is the ultralight, ultra-strong fiber making waves in the mountaineering magic kingdom. It doesn’t handle knots well due to its slippery nature, so keep that in mind.

Lengthy Decisions: Slings and runners come in lengths usually ranging from 30cm to 240cm. Choosing the right size is like picking the right height to bungee jump from—not too short, not too long, just right.

• Shorties (60cm): Ideal for anchors and extending protection, making quickdraws, and for that oh-so-handy alpine quickdraw. Plus, they don’t get tangled like Christmas lights.
• Mid-Rangers (120cm): My personal go-to for versatility. Perfect for that extra reach when you’re trying to sling a massive boulder—or sneaky tree root, because why not?
• Long Haulers (180-240cm): Great for setting up belay anchors or when you’ve found yourself on the sharp end of some epic wandering pitches.

Brand Battleground: Shopping for brands can feel like dating on a reality TV show—so many options, who to trust? Here are a few that consistently make the cut:

• Black Diamond: They’re like the pizza of climbing gear—reliable and always there when you need it.
• Mammut: As Swiss as a mountain goat, they offer some of the most durable slings out there.
• Petzl: French flair meets functionality. My Petzl runner once survived a surprise winter storm and lived to tell the tale.

Tying It All Together: Remember, friends, your slings and runners feed on proper care! Store them properly, keep them away from sharp edges like they’re your kitten not-so-gracefully exiting a bathtub, and retire them when they start showing more fuzz than an old sock.

So there you have it, fellow climbers. Whether you’re clipping, wrapping, hitchin’, or just hanging out, a solid set of slings and runners are going to be your trusty sidekicks. May your anchors be bombproof and your adventures epic. Got any personal fave brands or funny sling misadventures? Drop a comment—the community would love to hear from you!

[Wheel Wander]

Oh, climbing slings, the unsung heroes of our vertical adventures! Here’s a little ode to those trusty loops of magic:

• 🧗‍♂️ The Black Diamond Nylon Runner: It’s like your favorite pair of jeans—reliable, comfy, and you can’t remember when you didn’t have it. Simple, sturdy, and always there when you need it!
• 🔗 Mammut Contact Sling: The ninja of the sling world—light, stealthy, and ready to spring into action with its dyneema prowess. Your belayer might forget it’s even there, and that’s saying something!
• 🐉 Metolius Monster Sling: This one’s got the name and the colors that scream, “Look at me!” Be prepared for people to point and say, “Whoa, that’s a bold sling choice!” If slings were fashion, it would be wearing sunglasses indoors. 😎

And remember, whether you’re hanging off a cliff facing your fears or just enjoying the view, a good sling is your wingman. So, choose wisely, climb safely, and maybe resist the urge to physically hug them in gratitude mid-climb. But hey, no judgment if you do! 😂

[The RV Way]

Hey there rock stars! 🤘 When it comes to climbing slings, it’s kind of like picking your playlist for a road trip—sure, you could just go with any old mix, but where’s the fun in that? Here’s what I’d suggest to spice up your climb journey, because every piece of gear should have a story:

• 📸 Photo Finish Sling: No, it doesn’t exist (yet), but imagine the insta-moments! A sling that doubles as a selfie stick? Pure genius. Until then, the Black Diamond Nylon will do for those sturdy action shots.
• 🎩 The Disappearing Sling: All magic, no tricks. Ideally, the Mammut Contact Sling – its lightweight design means it’s like the Houdini of your gear setup. 🪄
• 🎨 Art Attack: If your climb was as colorful as the Metolius Monster Sling, every move would feel like a brushstroke. 🎨 You’ll feel like an artist on the rock, except the mural is your incredible climbing route.

Remember folks, every sling has their day in the sun (or rain, or snow, or… you get it). So, channel your inner MacGyver, and make those slings work for you with style and confidence! And if one day they sell slings with built-in cup holders, sign me up. Cheers to safe and epic climbs! 🥂🥳

[Gear Scout]

Hey there, gravity-defying crew! 🌟 If climbing slings could talk, they’d probably have some wild tales to tell. Here’s a thought: slings are like the secret sauce of climbing gear, adding that extra zing to your vertical adventures. 🍔

• 🎵 Soundtrack Sling: Imagine if each sling came with its own theme song. The Black Diamond Nylon Runner would definitely rock out to some classic tunes, keeping you pumped and focused on the ascent.
• 🦄 Mystical Mammut: The Mammut Contact Sling is like the unicorn of climbing gear – magical, elusive, and always ready to save the day when you need that perfect anchor point. 🌈
• 📚 The Metolius Monster Chronicles: Each vibrant shade could represent a different adventure. Use them to chart your climbing conquests like chapters in an epic novel, complete with cliffhangers (pun intended). 😉

Remember, each sling has its own personality—kind of like your favorite climbing buddy who always manages to bring some fun to the climb. So next time you gear up, give your slings a nod of appreciation. After all, they’re doing the heavy lifting so you can focus on your perfect climbing selfie with that epic backdrop! 📸

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